Paris Hilton designing children’s clothes
Paris Hilton’s latest venture will be designing kid’s clothes. Her tag line will call for kids to “slut up”. Pre-teen pregnancy will rise 25%. Mothers and fathers will cry. Worse, Paris is taking a...
View ArticleHayden Panettiere tries to do the Vulcan or the Nanu Nanu
Alone by herself with no one standing next to her to compare to, Hayden Panettiere looks decent. Not like that troll she always looks like. Take here at the Star Trek premiere for example. She doesn’t...
View ArticleDistrict 9 and time wasters
Other people you should follow on Twitter besides The Blemish: Popeater, Celebslam, Celebitchy and Drunken Stepfather Bossip: Lil’ Johnny took his nipples for a walk Drunken Stepfather: Heidi Klum is a...
View ArticleLisa Rinna’s whole family had the swine flu… what’s the swine flu?
Even though the regular flu has killed thousands since January, swine flu keeps on getting all the attention. What’s a virus gotta do to get some love around here? The regular flu must be pissed. Even...
View ArticleAfter Hours Club: Lindsay Lohan in Maui
Lindsay Lohan has since left Maui, but during her brief time there, she was seen stumbling out of the dark from behind a bunch of parked cars. Read into that however you’d like. Related posts Lindsay...
View ArticlePink’s secret is out
Shocking news surfaced over the weekend. Hold on to your socks because I’m about to blow them off. In an interview with News of the World, Pink revealed she was bisexual. Oh, I know. You’re probably...
View ArticleDenise Richards is a good singer
Some jokester invited Denise Richards to butcher “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” at the Chicago Cubs game last Friday. Hellen Keller could have given a better performance. You could have put the...
View Article“G.I. Joe” and time wasters
Oh, look. A Transformers rip-off. Pajiba: Kevin Smith on Bruce Willis Lainey: Someone hired Lindsay Lohan ASL: Gerard Butler hangs out with the Slumdog kids INO: For whatever reason, Oprah is helping...
View ArticlePink issues a correction
Pink via Twitter would like to publicly inform everyone that she is not bisexual despite News of the World saying otherwise. She is very straight, thank you very much. Pink posted “i just read that im...
View ArticleMaggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard marry
Moderately exciting news. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard were officially married on Saturday in Italy. In attendance were brother Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. Also in attendance was...
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